HOLY SHIT

That's so fucking rad. I cannot fucking wait for my tax returns to get this shit goin. (: (: (:

LGBT

Event at Billy DeFrank LGBT community center with boyfriend. He's been doing this event for a few years now and I never got the chance to tag along. But it's pretty interesting watching a whole bunch of Vietnamese dudes and gay couples get their groove on. [;

This guy is apparently pretty well known in the Gay Vietnamese community.

Henry sorta kinda really sucks at spot lighting, I tell you what.

SWEET COAT BRO

Two brother and sister doing a thing together. They ended up stripping off their clothes and engaged in a masochist tango. Right? LOL

GIRL? OR GUY? That is the question.

I'll give you a dollar if you can tell me which one is the guy.

LOL she/he did Beyonce's Single Ladies. "If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it."

Henry looks so Mexican with that stache..

Minh Tuyet impersonator??

We thought that this one was the hottest. Don't you agree?

That black girl had MOVES man

Katy Perry hahaha

Ending skit. It was rather sad. It was about how a gay son was trying to come out and tell his mom that he likes the penis. And she is like super traditional Vietnamese mom (but of course played by a gay guy) so she rejects all thoughts of him and his partner. The uncle sits him down and tells him about the story of how he had a gay moment in the military with his buddy back in the day. I walked out to smoke and everyone was hugging each other when I came back, so I presume everything turned out well. LOL quite touching indeed.

And then I totally speared an eggroll on the floor with my 3 inch oxfords. yayuh

LOL NO PUN INTENDED

Vids

he straight up made out with him in the end

katy perry. yeahhhhhh yeaaaaaah

good luck

I don't know how you managed to get yourself out of that one so easily and still manage to make me look like the douche bag, but I'm genuinely glad things worked out for you. I won't say anymore, and any less. Just stay out of my life interminably and I assure you I will do the same. I've stood up for myself and that's all I can do.

I bid you adieu!

let's just ride bikes together.

"I'm 100% committed to you. I love you. And this is where I feel I belong."

I'm sorry for being so evil. I love you.

"I love you too. Can you just forget all that stuff and ride bikes with me? Jesus"

You sound like a kid.

"Bonnie and Clyde weren't cool because they had the most ideal relationship. Jeez. Just be cool dawg. Let's not fuck this up again babe. I love you."

I don't think anyone knows how to handle me better than you.. sometimes.

"You're a lot to handle. I'm still learning."

[;

Stab me in the back and I will come at you from the front. And trust me, you'll see me coming.

THE BRO CODE

IS SO FUCKING DEAD.

ayyyyyooooooo! all you niggas kneeling down to the fucking pussay!

niggas turn around and creep ya homie from the backside?

stay on the fucking ground.

cause ya'll are dead to me.

yee

I am fucking awesome at cutting people out of my life entirely. It's way too easy.

NINERSBABY

THREE HOURS OF SLEEP. AFTER NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE WHEN HENRY ALMOST RAN OVER TWO DEER LAST NIGHT. IN MY CAR!!! -______-

It was so crazy. Niners fans are hilarious. They all thought I was a raider's fan cause I didn't buy my sweater yet and was wearing a black hoodie so everyone boo'd at us.

(also, since Michael is wearing a McFadden jersey as well)

The first two quarters, we were sitting out in the open under the RAIN.

My pants got soaked to the bone.

garlic fries!!! yuuuuuuuum

WHAT'S THAT?! 17 AND 9??? IN YO FACE MATTHEW GARRISON!!!

After that we were stuck in the parking lot for like an hour trying to get out. -__-

suck it.

30 dollars for parking.. fml.