Monday, November 1, 2010

WTF BRO

[17:18] Eric Phan: dyou know wuht a magnum is
[17:19] trinninja: its a condomn
[17:19] trinninja: magnum just means big
[17:19] Eric Phan: dyou know wuht a condomn is
[17:19] trinninja: but generally it refers to the really big condomns
[17:19] trinninja: -__-
[17:19] trinninja: ARE YOU SERIOUS
[17:19] trinninja: DIDNT YOU TAKE HEALTH
[17:19] trinninja: or human sex
[17:19] Eric Phan: isnt it like a peice of plastic
[17:19] trinninja: its like
[17:19] trinninja: a balloon
[17:19] trinninja: that you put over your penis
[17:20] Eric Phan: a baloon
[17:20] trinninja: it looks like a balloon
[17:20] Eric Phan: does it come in colors?
[17:20] trinninja: its laytex
[17:20] trinninja: yes
[17:20] trinninja: why are you asking me this..
[17:20] Eric Phan: i jjust asked magnum
[17:20] trinninja: magnum is a condomn
[17:20] trinninja: ..
[17:20] Eric Phan: so like
[17:20] Eric Phan: i can put laytex over my dingaling
[17:20] trinninja: magnum the actual word refers to sizing
[17:20] Eric Phan: wuhts laytex
[17:20] trinninja: OMG
[17:20] trinninja: ERIC
[17:20] trinninja: I SHOULDNT BE TEACHING YOU THIS
[17:21] Eric Phan: - sits and learns -
[17:21] trinninja: my question is why dont you already know about this
[17:21] trinninja: i knew about this stuff at your age
[17:21] Eric Phan: i do know now
[17:21] trinninja: omgggg..
[17:21] Eric Phan: whats a crip
[17:21] trinninja: do you know where babies come from?
[17:21] Eric Phan: yes
[17:21] trinninja: how
[17:22] Eric Phan: from the sky of course
[17:22] Eric Phan: silly silly sister
[17:22] trinninja: ......
[17:22] trinninja: eric im going to slap you
[17:22] Eric Phan: lol
[17:22] Eric Phan: god chooses the baby and drops it in moms stomache
[17:23] trinninja: we're buddhist.
[17:23] Eric Phan: uhmm
[17:23] Eric Phan: idk

[17:23] Eric Phan: wuhts a crip?
[17:23] trinninja: A CRIP IS A GANG BANGER THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BE FRIENDS WITH!
[17:23] trinninja: they are associated with the color blue
[17:23] trinninja: now stop
[17:23] Eric Phan: uhmm
[17:23] Eric Phan: bcuz
[17:24] Eric Phan: i was walking to class one day
[17:24] Eric Phan: and these mexicana girls are like
[17:24] Eric Phan: oh this guy is probably a crip
[17:24] trinninja: to you?
[17:24] trinninja: were you wearing blue?
[17:24] Eric Phan: yes to me
[17:24] Eric Phan: no
[17:24] trinninja: wtf
[17:24] Eric Phan: i was wearing black
[17:24] trinninja: its probably because you're asian
[17:25] Eric Phan: oh
[17:25] Eric Phan: wuhts a banger
[17:25] Eric Phan: is it like a drum hitter?
[17:25] trinninja: eric
[17:25] trinninja: stop
[17:25] trinninja: i know you're not stupid
[17:26] trinninja: youre trying to piss me off
[17:26] Eric Phan: lol
[17:29] trinninja: shut up
[17:29] trinninja: i love you
[17:29] Eric Phan: lol

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